• Teacher: All right, class! Professor Quaver, the new music teacher arrives today! (piano sounds) Ah! That sounds like you now! (Winston zooms past, Professor Quaver arrives playing his piano) They're all yours, Professor!
  • Professor Quaver: Thank you, Teacher! Now, class, can anyone play a musical instrument?
  • Danny: I'm fantastic on the flute! (plays his flute then it tips on Professor Quaver's nose)
  • Smiffy: Uh, I'm violent on the, uh, violin! (shoots the bow then it flies out of Professor Quaver's hat)
  • Professor Quaver: Yikes!
  • Fatty: I'm a sense station on the cymbal! (cymbals bang Erbert's head)
  • Plug: I'm terrific on the trombone! (plays his trombone)
  • Professor Quaver: Ow!
  • Spotty: Play on a cello!
  • Professor Quaver: Now, where was I? (clears throat) Time to hear our instruments to play! I'll put on a record!
  • Danny: What belonged to a record player?
  • Professor Quaver: But don't worry! Just listen to my hat! (the record plays)
  • Bash Street Kids: Oh! What a thing!
  • Professor Quaver: Come on, class! Sing along!
  • Bash Street Kids: (singing) Fatty, Dennis, Sally, Plug, Erbert, Minnie, Conrad, Toots, Sidney, Spotty, Wilfred, Smiffy, Ken Bahn, Danny!
  • Professor Quaver: Stop! Stop! I can stop it! Class dismissed!
  • (The Bash Street Kids rush out of the school)
  • Professor Quaver: (uses his baton that Winston is singing) After all those children, the singing of Winston, the school cat! His music's from my ears!
  • Winston: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!

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