Fatty Fudges: Go to Bash Street, the school's where Plug is a pupil, the ugliest boy in the world!
Fatty Fudge: Eh?
Boy: He's so ugly, he can crack the mirror in ten pieces! (He and the Fatty Fudges laugh)
Headmaster: Teacher, Something will have to be done about Plug! He's ruined in his holder name from the school!
Teacher: But well, he has to try that plastic surgery, uh, but didn't last long!
Smiffy: Uh, Here's a mask for, uh, Plug to wear! (throws the napkin away then he puts the mask on Plug)
Sidney: (off-screen) Oh, what a handsome man!
Teacher: Did you put my hopes in the mask, Smiffy?
Smiffy: Uh, no?
Headmaster: He's uglier than ever! Par the School Doctor!
Par the School Doctor: There is a cure in the mountains of Tibet! Who is a man called the keeper! He has a small lake! Lake Beautiful! Find this and these waters can make anyone handsome!
Headmaster: Take those school fans! Go and find this place in Tibet! And be good for the school!
Mrs. Blakeningsop: Oh, okay! Uh, all aboard! (Teacher, Olive, Headmaster, Janitor and Par wave goodbye to her and she's driving her car)
Cuthbert: To the airport! (the car smashes, He takes the Bash Street Kids to the plane) Uh, this is our plane, class!
Airport Manager: You sit there, you there, you there!
Danny: How can we sit together?
Airport Manager: No! You're all needed to hold to fix up the plane together all take off! (Danny and Sidney close the window while Smiffy uses a broom to that window) You know, we'll be sure shortly!
Danny: Ew! Just like my skull dinners!
Airport Manager: May I have your attention? Put these on and sit on this!
Cuthbert: Hmmm. Looks like a sledge to me!
Airport Manager: Thank you for flying, shoot your airways!
Cuthbert and Bash Street Kids: Whoa! Hey! Whoa! (the sledge lands on the mountain) Yay! Whoo!
Danny: (off-screen) Was that building ahead?
Cuthbert: (off-screen) What building? (He and the Bash Street Kids smash on the door they have dizzy birds)
Danny: Whoa! Where are we?
Cuthbert: Uh, (chuckles) Good! Good day! Uh, we're from Bash Street School, and, uh, Is this a monastery? Can you understand English? Have you taken about a silence? Any food here! We are starving!
Danny: Yuck! Wash the school dishes!
Cuthbert: Can you direct us to, to the keeper on Lake Beautiful? (a monk points to a map of Lake Beautiful) Um, Yes, Uh, Mm-hmm, Yeah, Ooh, Now, Uh, Yeah!
(the monks say goodbye to Cuthbert and the Bash Street Kids so they go up to a mountain)
Cuthbert: (sighs) The sign post! (cuts the snow on the sign post while the bird flies away so the snow falls down on him) (He and the Bash Street Kids walk to the top of the mountain) Look out! Have a lunch!
(Cuthbert and the Bash Street Kids have their bug eyes, a smoke is coming at the Burger Bar, so they enter after two men check out a snowman, a man in a purple coat, a man in a red snowcap, a man in a blue snowcap and a bear)
Danny: (chuckles) I think you knew this place's all, sir! (giggles)
(a bear does the cash register)
Cuthbert: It's not just the mountains in the sky high right here! (chuckles) Price is up too! (cash register rings) Where are the fans? We better find the keeper soon! (He and the Bash Street Kids walk by) Uh, Mr. Keeper, I have a problem but perhaps your Lake Beautiful can cure!
Mr. Keeper: Okay! I need a problem!
(a tree shivers then the snow falls on the Bash Street Kids, except Plug)
(Mr. Keeper makes a snowball)
Cuthbert: (off-screen) Was he off to?
Bash Street Kids: Ah! (Plug and Cuthbert have their eyes on their faces, a snowball slides on the hill, they have their eyes on their faces again and it lands on Lake Beautiful)
Cuthbert: Their faces! They're changing! There you are!
(Danny, Toots, Spotty, Ken Bahn, Erbert, Wilfred, Smiffy, Sidney, Conrad, Sally, Dennis, Minnie and Fatty need a handsome treatment)
Mr. Keeper: All your class needed a handsome treatment (chuckles) except Plug! (pulls his hood off) I'm good!