(camera zooms out for Bash Street School while Mr. School Inspector walks by)
Sidney: William, history's about the older days!
Fatty: Well now, we have to go to school!
Plug: And then we all have bows and arrows!
Spotty: Like Harold, the battle we hate things!
Conrad and Sally: (off-screen) Yay! (Smiffy, Spotty, Plug, Fatty and Sidney shoot the bows into the chair while the teacher holds it)
Conrad: (off-screen) And then like Nelson, at the battle at the bounder.
Toots: One round of olive dumplings!
Conrad and Dennis: (off-screen) Whoo-hoo! Yay! (Wilfred uses a mallet to shoot a canon of olive dumplings while the teacher splats them)
Danny: And then we invade to guide the missives!
Minnie: (off-screen) Fire! (Danny and Sidney shoot Erbert while he bumps into the ceiling and he falls down)
Mr. School Inspector: Open up! I'm here to... (door opens) Oh.
Woodworm: I'm letting my key! Go away! (chuckles, bonks on Mr. School Inspector's nose) (door closes then it crashes)
Mr. School Inspector: (clears throat) Woodworm.
Danny: I did it! One long so jump way over the top! (jumps way over the top) Whee! Oh. Hello, Mr. School Inspector!
Mr. School Inspector: Good morning, boy!
Danny: Would you like me to show you around?
Mr. School Inspector: How very kind and marvelous supplies that you have to say how to show me.
Danny: Maybe we could even get the place close down! (He and Mr. School Inspector walk at Bash Street School while two mice chase the cat)
Mr. School Inspector: Right! Impressive! Mm-hmm?
Danny: Follow me through here!
Mr. School Inspector: Oh, I will! Um... Now you go first and I'll, uh...
Sidney: There. (The pencils shoot at the door)
Spotty: Good! Great job! Want to play rocket launch?
Mr. School Inspector: Rocket launch! I'm not sure how exactly... Whoa!
Plug: There you are! Just shoot at the play center.
Mr. School Inspector: But why? I don't understand!
Plug: Is he close about time every day?
Mr. School Inspector: Ah! (falls down on the floor) Whoa!
Teacher: Um, I'm a surrender! (groans, falls down on the floor)
Mr. School Inspector: Teacher, you're shocked! Hmmm.
Olive: Yoo-hoo! Boys and girls!
Danny: Great! Want some tea, Mr. Inspector?
Mr. School Inspector: Tea? How kind. What did you... Ah! (murmuring, his hat gets off, his mouth spits out of water in the wall)
Danny: Olive's tea is powerful stuff!
(The Headmaster, Winston and the two rats watch TV of people riding horses)
Headmaster: In this glory for the leading by three horses while Teacher's first calling through inside Olive's dream could success the Teacher's worm is out. Come on number three! You can do it. Come on, come on! Visit a bill! Olive's dream's in the league and always see the glow!
Mr. School Inspector: Oh, graciously! This place can bust at us!
Headmaster: So... There we have a big upset when number three of Teacher's pet falling on the fence. (cries) There goes the school too much learning games! (cries)
Mr. School Inspector: That's it! The school is finished and the staff were all sacked! (Teacher, Olive, Headmaster and Janitor are on the sack and Winston is on another sack)
Bash Street Kids: Yay!
Danny and Spotty: No more teacher, No more school!
Erbert and Plug: No more lessons, That was cool!
Mr. School Inspector: The school may be finished but I'm not! (The Bash Street Kids ran under him while he has dizzy birds, The Bash Street Kids ran past while he has a fishing pole with eight things) Not so fast, my little duty! (The Bash Street Kids ran past while he tosses the fishing pole and tangle them) Gotcha at last! Now as my chance could reach in model, you won!
(A lab is full then the doctors keep Plug in bed)
Mr. School Inspector: Now, with the help for some model technology when you push back the frontiers of silence.
Doctor: Hmmm. Does the operation guess?
Nurse: Here we are, Doctor!
Doctor: Why? Thank you, nurse! (uses his mallet and knocks on Plug's head, while he gets plastic surgery)
(Fatty gets a slim and trim work out, Spotty gets sun lamp and aintment treatment)
Man: You will be polite--very very polite!
(Danny undergoes hypnotherapy, Erbert is fitted with contact lenses while Wilfred has an even more dangerous operation--a jersey transplant, Smiffy has a brain transplant, Sidney gets a haircut)
Barber: A snippy, snippy hair and curly wirly there. Oh, you're going to be looked adorable, Toots!
Woman: As a prettiest picture of this pink dress.
(Toots is made more feminine, Sally is made a Scottish uniform, Conrad is made a Switzerland uniform, Ken Bahn is made a basketball uniform and the other one is made a Christmas uniform, Dennis is made another Christmas uniform and Minnie is made an important looking hat)
Danny: Good morning, sir, and how are you? Very well, thank you. Good afternoon. Please, thank you, thank you please!
Mr. School Inspector: Danny hypnotized, Good! Wilfred, jersey transplant excellent! Erbert with contact lenses, splendid! And Sidney with a haircut and Smiffy with a new brain! Brilliant! I'm a genius! How complete! Another genius! (laughs) (to Mrs. Blakeningsop, the red Fatty Fudge, the blue Fatty Fudge, the yellow Fatty Fudge, Fatty Fudge and his son) And now friends, meet the new improved and teacher friendly Bash Street Kids! But wait! Someone's missing! Where's Spotty?
Bash Street Kids (except Ken Bahn, Conrad, Sally, Dennis and Toots): There he is!
Spotty: (arrives with a mirror while the new kids ran over) Look at me everyone! My skin as smooth as a baby's bottom! (cut to a mother and baby)
Baby: Oh yeah! Even smoother than mine! Look! (pulls down his pants)
Mr. School Inspector: Now children. Look out! What are we waiting for? Your very own super fun Bash Street Academy.
Bash Street Kids: Cool!
Robot Teacher: (arrives) Welcome to Bash Street Academy! I am your new teacher! Follow me too please! All right, coming along from to the place!
(The Bash Street Kids search the computer on the table)
Smiffy: I thought I can do that, I can do that standing in my head!
Danny: Excuse me, but could I have more numbers, please?
Mr. School Inspector: But of all my greed surgery works I think Plug's new face is my finest achievement! Don't you?
Plug: Aw shucks! You're just paying that!
Mr. School Inspector: You are as handsome as a creature in the world, Plug.
Plug: (giggles) No, no!
Mr. School Inspector: Yes you are!
Plug: (giggles) You're just inside that embaressly, Mr. School Inspector. (giggles) Look at me! What kind will put my... (coughs)
Mr. School Inspector: Plug?
Plug: I think it's all of this fame! (sighs)
Mr. School Inspector: I can't believe it!
Mr. School Inspector: No! Please! It's gonna be happening! I don't believe it! (cries) It's not fair! My most brilliant work is ruined to complain it away!
Danny: Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry to disturb you. But I'll have a chalk for you!
Smiffy: The square on the head putting you is where someone is squared on the other two sides.
Plug: I know, Bash Street mates! What's been done to the...
Mr. School Inspector: Right, ready! Time for our access out!
Plug: Excuse me! I'll get through the base!
Robot Teacher: No! That's my club and electric boy! (He brings Plug while he gets through the base)
Mr. School Inspector: That's a good riddance!
Robot Teacher: Couldn't bring us?
Plug: Hey! (falls into a junk pile) Ooh. Hello, Teacher. (gasps, sighs)
Teacher: Hello, son.
Olive: How do you like your new school, Plug?
Plug: It's this problem, Olive. We were banished. (groans) I don't miss it out of place.
Headmaster: We all do, Plug! We all do!
Plug: If only we can do something!
Mr. School Inspector: And now, for some fun music here, the physics I think! (puts on the disk to the robot teacher)
(maths disk music plays)
Headmaster: So, that's how the robot teacher works!
Teacher: For these years of teaching, I'll use my job to a plastic disk!
Plug: Wait! That gives me an idea!
Uncle Boink: Okay, Plug man! Just like the... Let's record some sounds! Now I'm me.
Plug: Thanks, Uncle Mike. Good for you to help us sound like this. (chuckles) Why? One, two... A one, two, three, four! (He, Winston, Olive, Teacher, Janitor and Headmaster play some sounds) Now for the next day to my plan! Wish me luck!
Headmaster: Good luck, buddy!
Janitor: Be careful, son.
Olive: Take one of my dumplings for a mascot!
Headmaster: We won't forget you! Say goodbye now! Do you know, Plug?
Plug: Plug, sir!
Headmaster: Oh, It looks more like a man hope to me.
(the disk shines while Plug gets in)
Olive: (sighs) He's such a fine brave boy! (cries) He's so young!
Robot Teacher: So, FX equals fourteen and Y equals fifteen!
Danny: Uh, excuse me, Mr. Robot, sir! How can you ask a question?
Robot Teacher: What? I'll dare you to need a question with your metal... Don't speak! Get out what you want! Or I'll hypnotize you to zap! (He zaps Danny with its laser)
(The Bash Street Kids look for the computer)
Plug: Yeah. He's back! This is my chance! (tiptoeing, following the robot teacher) Shh. Maths disk out, my disk in! Now, see it why how it remembers who laid off! Rock on, mates!
(We're the Kids of Bash Street Kids music plays)
Bash Street Kids: (singing) We're the kids of Bash Street School, Never rehearse best every rule. We're the kids of Bash Street School, Never rehearse best every rule. Danny's new top hat and Plug get the gang, Fatty's so huge and Minnie's so brave. Spotty's got ten full spots over the place, twice he's cute but he'll take them in your face. We're the kids (Mr. School Inspector: (off-screen) They're changing back, They're changing back to their old selves!) of Bash Street School, Never rehearse best every rule. Smiffy's new brain he don't let it be, Erbert's new sight is you shooked up the tree. Wilfred's new jersey comes up to his nose, Sidney's new spiky hair isn't missed our disgrace. (Teacher, Olive, Headmaster, Janitor, Winston, The New Kids, Mrs. Blakeningsop, The red Fatty Fudge, The blue Fatty Fudge, The yellow Fatty Fudge, Fatty Fudge and his son staring at the window) We're the kids of Bash Street School, Never rehearse best every rule. We're the kids of Bash Street School, Never rehearse best every rule.
Robot Teacher: Every rule, every rule, every rule.
Danny: Do you know what? Let's make a run for it!
Spotty: Yeah! Come on! Let's go!
Robot Teacher: Every rule, every rule.
(The Bash Street Kids run out of the Bash Street Academy)
Danny: Wait! Wait! Where's Erbert?
Toots: He must be still in sight!
Robot Teacher: Every rule, every rule, every rule, every rule, every rule.
Danny: He's not good, I'll have to go back for him!
Fatty: It's dangerous, Danny!
Spotty: Do you know where the Bash Street Academy explodes?
Danny: Yeah! But it's only 53!
Erbert: (comes out of Wilfred's shirt) No, I don't! It's only 45!
(The Bash Street Academy explodes while it zooms then the new kids make their defeat)
(cut to the Bash Street School)
Bash Street Kids: (enter the school, singing) We're the kids of Bash Street School, Never rehearse best every rule. We're the kids of Bash Street School, Never rehearse best every rule. (Mr. School Inspector became a tramp, playing his banjo)
Teacher: Um, where was I? Oh yes! History?
(cut to the new kids shown while Danny opens the door)
Danny: (chuckles) We're back!
(The orange bricks are paved that says Bash Street Kids Rule O.K.)