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  • (the snow is falling outside the house while Conrad and Sally watch them)
  • Both: Wow!
  • Sally: Look at that!
  • Conrad: This is the best ever.
  • Mrs. Blakeningsop: Ken Bahn, Would you like to put the picture on the wall?
  • Ken Bahn: Sure. (puts the picture on the wall)
  • Mrs. Blakeningsop: I'll have to do some Christmas shopping. Goodbye, kids. I'm leaving now. (opens door) Have fun. I'll be back at 3:30 sharp. (closes door)
  • Sally: I'll have to run to Switzerland! (zooms past, checks on Ken Bahn's closet to find her Switzerland uniform and skis) Aha! There they are! (zooms by) Ta-da! Thanks! But... I'll be back soon!
  • Boys: Bye, Sally.
  • (Sally skis all the way to Switzerland so she covers with snow, sighs, her knee and Freeze Your Knees pop out of the snow)
  • Sally: Look! It's my knee and Freeze Your Knees!
  • Both: Hi, Sally.
  • Sally: Oh, hi everyone. Would you come to take me home?
  • Both: Sure. (jump out of the snow with their skis as they take Sally home)
  • (door opens)
  • Boys: Hi, Sally!
  • Sally: I'm back!
  • (door closes)
  • Ken Bahn: Sally, your knee's mom's here to pick you up soon, and Freeze Your Knees, your dad will be here later.
  • Sally: That's great! What do we do now?
  • Conrad: My uncle Terwilliger waltzes with bears! (plays piano, music starts for My Uncle Terwilliger Waltzes With Bears, then Ken Bahn, Sally, the Girl's Knee and Freeze Your Knees zoom by)
  • Kids: (singing) My uncle Terwilliger waltzes with bears. It's a terrible terror for saved on the bears. Every Saturday night you can slide on the stairs. Sniffs out of our house to go waltzing with bears. Waltzing with bears. With polar bears, honey bears, grizzly bears too. And there's nothing animal that our families can do. To stop my uncle from waltzing. To stop him from waltzing with bears. (Conrad plays piano) My uncle Terwilliger waltzes with bears. Uncle says It's more fun that just sitting in chairs. And I'm not boiled to stop when my uncle did prayers. It keeps my mind out of my worries that cares. Waltzing with bears. With shiny bears, teddy bears, baby bears too. And there's nothing animal that our families can do. To stop my uncle from waltzing. To stop him from waltzing with bears. (song ends)
  • Sally: Bravo.
  • Conrad: All right!
  • (door opens)
  • Ken Bahn: Well, well, look who's here!
  • The Girl's Knee's Mom: (off-screen) Hi, kids.
  • The Girl's Knee: Hi, mom.
  • The Girl's Knee's Mom: (off-screen) Knee, I'm here to pick you up!
  • The Girl's Knee: I'm ready to go!
  • Conrad: That's my Switzerland counterpart!
  • The Girl's Knee's Mom: (off-screen) It's time to go home!
  • The Girl's Knee: Bye, everybody!
  • Sally: Bye, Knee!
  • Conrad: Have fun.
  • (door closes)
  • (door opens)
  • Ken Bahn: Freeze Your Knees, your dad's here!
  • Freeze Your Knees' Dad: (off-screen) Hi, kids.
  • Freeze Your Knees: Hi, dad.
  • Ken Bahn: That's my Switzerland counterpart!
  • Freeze Your Knees' Dad: (off-screen) Time to go home!
  • Freeze Your Knees: Bye, Ken Bahn!
  • Ken Bahn: (plays his piano key teeth) Goodbye, Freeze Your Knees! (door closes) (plays his piano key teeth, music starts for My Uncle Terwilliger Likes to Pat)
  • Conrad and Sally: (singing) My uncle Terwilliger likes to pat. Any animal thin or fat. He likes to pat them tall and small.
  • Conrad: But what uncle like the most of all is...
  • Ken Bahn: Pat a poodle in his left hand. (plays his piano key teeth)
  • Sally: Poodle in his left hand.
  • Ken Bahn: (plays his piano key teeth) Camel in his right hand. (plays his piano key teeth)
  • Sally: Camel in his right hand.
  • (Ken Bahn plays his piano key teeth)
  • Kids: And when he's patting them just so.
  • Ken Bahn: He likes to pat on with his left big toe. (song ends)
  • (applause, door opens)
  • Mrs. Blakeningsop: Hi, kids. Hope you had fun today. Well, you kids will never believe this, and I'll tell you that I'm always doing the shopping to do!
  • Kids: Wow!
  • Mrs. Blakeningsop: And they think like what a sacrifice thing that I do! (giggles)

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