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Godfrey the Colonel; voiced by John Baddeley. A neighbour of Dennis' family who lives across the road and works with the villains, Cuthbert Cringeworthy, Slasher Brown, The Inspector, Clint Katzenberger, Sergeant Slipper, Vilhemina Slop Bucket, Fatty Fudge, Reg Trademark and Sergeant Boot. He is a stereotypical military veteran who is forever seen in military uniform, his house resembles a military bunker and he even has a tank parked in his front yard. The Colonel often recalls memorable battles in his life, and is considered an enemy of sorts by Dennis. He has a cousin named Hugo Trenchfoot.