(Mrs. Blakeningsop, Dennis, Gnasher, Conrad, Sally and Minnie zoom by)
Walter: Hi there, Dennis!
Dennis: Hello, Walter, Bertie and Spotty!
Walter: Can we get some watermelon?
Dennis: Why sure!
The ginger Harry Potter: Hmmm. Let see.
The kid in the yellow jumper: We've got some watermelon!
(Mrs. Ramsbottom and her baby are gonna get some corn)
Walter: Look! (Mrs. Blumberg and Mrs. Thompson need some eggs) It's Mrs. Blumberg and Mrs. Thompson! Let's go and get some eggs!
Mrs. Walters: Here you go, Cynthia! A bag full of cabbages!
Cynthia: Thank you, Mrs. Walters! I always must wanna go home! Goodbye. (exits the shop)
Dennis: Great! Then let's go!
(Dennis, Gnasher, Mrs. Blakeningsop, Conrad, Sally, Walter, Bertie, Spotty and Minnie exit the shop and they get to the car)
Mrs. Blakeningsop: First, we have to go to Bash Street School! I'll put a radio on!
(60s jazz orchestration)
(school bell rings, boys giggle)
Mrs. Blakeningsop: These children aren't laughing, they're playing! Come on, kids. Let's go!
(Ken Bahn plays his piano key teeth, Plug plays his trombone, Smiffy plays his violin, Sidney plays his tuba, Toots plays her tambourine, Danny plays his flute, Erbert plays his drums, Wilfred plays his trumpet, Fatty plays his cymbals and Spotty plays his cello)
Mrs. Blakeningsop: What's that noise?
Ken Bahn: We're just trying to play our instruments!
Walter: Oh, did they sound very nice?
Conrad: I have never seen!
Sally: Me neither!
(cut to a ranch restaurant)
Fatty Fudge (Red): Well, what do we want to do?
Fatty Fudge (Blue): We'll have some hamburger! I'm hungry!
Fatty Fudge (Yellow): Me too!
Waitress: Here are your menus, Fatty Fudges!
Fatty Fudge (Red): Why thank you, Madame!
Fatty Fudge (Blue): How can we have to do now?
Fatty Fudge (Yellow): Aha! Hamburger!
Mr. Zakinski: (sighs) I'm starving!
Medroom: Me too!
Waiter: Here you go!
Mr. Zakinski: Thanks, sir!
Clint Katzenberger: Can we have some fish, Vilhemina Slop Bucket?
Vilhemina Slop Bucket: Right!
Photographer: Waiter, can we get some French fries?
Waiter: In a bit!
Jacques: What's he off to?
Mrs. Blakeningsop: Right! Let's go to the ranch restaurant!
Plug: Whew! It's windy out there. Isn't it? (gasps)
(Clint Katzenberger steps by, being evilly)
Danny: Look! It's Clint Katzenberger!
Clint Katzenberger: (laughs) Hey, can you show me how to do?
Fatty: Yeah sure!
Clint Katzenberger: Then let's go! (He, The Bash Street Kids, Gnasher, Mrs. Blakeningsop, Walter, Bertie and Spotty walk by)
Spotty: Look, Katzenberger! A square dance!
Clint Katzenberger: (off-screen) Yeah?
Toots: Then let's do it!
(Turkey in the Straw music plays)
Clint Katzenberger: Vilhemina Slop Bucket, you're in love with me!
Vilhemina Slop Bucket: Me? What?
Clint Katzenberger: Good friends! (hugs Vilhemina Slop Bucket)
Bash Street Kids, Gnasher, Mrs. Blakeningsop, Walter, Bertie, Spotty, Fatty Fudges, Boy, Katzenberger and Vilhemina Slop Bucket: (singing) Turkey in the straw! Turkey in the straw! Happiest people you ever saw dancing tonight in the turkey in the straw!
Mrs. Blakeningsop: Yahoo!
Bash Street Kids, Gnasher, Mrs, Blakeningsop, Walter, Bertie, Spotty, Fatty Fudges, Boy, Katzenberger and Vilhemina Slop Bucket: Dancing tonight! Dancing tonight! Happiest people you ever saw dancing tonight in the turkey in the straw! (music ends)
Bash Street Kids: Yay!
Sir: (runs by) Hold on! There's an electric light in the town hall!
Mrs. Blakeningsop: Oh my! (She, the Bash Street Kids, Gnasher, Walter, Bertie and Spotty run past while the Plumber is using a wrench to fix the oil in the light) Here we are!
Plumber: What's on your mind?
Walter: We just do something!
Bertie: Relax, Walter!
Spotty: Maybe we gather up together!
Walter, Bertie and Spotty: Yeah!
Plumber: How nice! (fixes the oil in the light)
Clint Katzenberger: There she is!
Erbert: Oh man!
Clint Katzenberger: Grrrrr! (The Plumber uses a wrench at him) Attack!
Sidney: Hey, that gives me an idea!
Smiffy: Sorry, Sidney!
Plumber: Dennis, grab the oil can!
Dennis: (grabs the oil can) Oil strike! (uses a rope and he catches it at the Plumber, the Fatty Fudges, the Boy, Sir, Katzenberger and Vilhemina Slop Bucket)
Mrs. Blakeningsop and Bash Street Kids: Yay!
Gnasher: Gnash gnash gnash!
Mrs. Blakeningsop: And so, we all cheer that we always defeat any of them! And we lived happily ever after! The end!