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  • Stewie (Talking) (noisy chewing)
  • Narrator: To Stewie. it was a perfect morning-- eating and reading and having nothing better to do. But there was one thing he was supposed to do.
  • Lois (off-screen) Stewie
  • Stewie: Ah.
  • Lois: Didn't you promise to clean up this room yesterday?
  • Stewie Ooh. (nervous laughter)
  • Lois: You can't leave toys lying around. Someone could get hurt. Whoa! (thud) Whew! Lucky for me this wall was here. Now please clean up, Stewie. When I come home from work we'll spend the evening in our nice, clean living room, okay?
  • Stewie: (whimpering) Zoom!
  • Narrator: Rolling on the car looked fun-- except for the slamming into the wall part.
  • Stewie (giggling) (hooting) Ah. (dreams about Lois rolling on a car) Whee! Whoa! Aha!
  • Narrator: If one car was fun, imagine what you could do with two.
  • Stewie (Talking) Whoo!
  • Narrator: Stewie had to show his great new car-shoes to someone.
  • (door opening and closing)
  • Narrator: Stewie couldn't wait to see the look on Kipper's face.
  • (elevator bell dings)
  • Stewie: (chattering)
  • Kipper: (gasps)
  • Narrator: That wasn't the look he expected.
  • Stewie: Aha! (chattering) (thud)
  • Kipper: (whines)
  • Stewie: (chatters) Whoa!
  • Narrator: Kipper didn't want Baby handprints all over the clean doors.
  • Kipper: (barks)
  • Stewie: (groans) Whoa!
  • Kipper: (barks)
  • Stewie: Whoa!
  • Narrator: Stewie didn't know how to turn around and go back.
  • Mr. Dulson: I don't know, we have too many roller skates. Now, what can we do to make people more interested in skates?
  • Mrs. Dulson: Well, how about having a roller-skating Baby give demonstrations?
  • Mr. Dulson: And just where are we going to find a roller-skating Baby?
  • Stewie: Ooh.
  • Mr. Dulson: The skates are our gift to you. You just skate in front of the store whenever you can.
  • Stewie: Okay!
  • Mrs. Dulson: Hmm, You better give him another pair, hon. He's got four feet.
  • Mr. Dulson: I thought he had four hands, but fine, two pairs it is.
  • Stewie (chattering)
  • Mr. Dulson: Okay, let's, uh... let's see what you can do.
  • Stewie: (yelling) (loud crash) Whoa! (loud crash)
  • Mrs. Dulson: Now, Maybe he should practice outside.
  • Mr. Dulson: Yeah! Gotcha!
  • Mrs. Dulson: Now, you practice, little mister, then come back.
  • Stewie: (chattering)
  • Mr. Dulson: Okay. (chuckles) Do you ever think we'll see him again?
  • Mrs. Dulson: If you can't trust a Baby, who can you trust?
  • Stewie: (chattering)
  • Narrator: Stewie liked his new skates...
  • Stewie: Oh. Hmmm.
  • Narrator: but what were these black things for?
  • (brake screeching)
  • Stewie: (chattering) (whimpering)
  • Narrator: Stewie thought that even Kipper would have to admire his skates-- especially since now he knew how to stop.
  • Stewie: (chattering)
  • (door creaks)
  • Kipper: Huh?
  • Master Shake: Whoa, uh, let me help you with those. Uh, Kipper, you're in charge.
  • Kipper: (barks)
  • Stewie: (chatters)
  • Kipper: Huh? (whimpering) (barks)
  • Stewie: (chatters)
  • Kipper: (sniffing)
  • Stewie: (chatters)
  • (Kipper dreams about Stewie on roller skates and Kipper on roller skates)
  • Narrator: A Baby on wheels looked wrong, but a proud, sleek dachshund on nice wheels...
  • Kipper: (grunting)
  • Narrator: Stewie knew exactly what Kipper wanted to do.
  • Kipper :(grunts proudly)
  • Stewie: (chattering) Whee!
  • Kipper: Whoa! (frightened grunts) (groans) Huh?
  • Boy: Check out the cool wiener dog on roller skates!
  • Narrator: It occurred to Stewie that perhaps he should have shown Kipper how to stop.
  • Kipper: (frightened howl)
  • Stewie: (squeals)
  • Kipper: (frightened whimpering)
  • Stewie: (chatters) Ah!
  • (traffic bell rings)
  • Stewie: (squeals)
  • Kipper: (whimpering continues)
  • (birds squawking)
  • Narrator: The only thing in the world Kipper wanted was to stop rolling.
  • Kipper (barks) (inquisitive groan)
  • Narrator: Now the only thing in the world he wanted was for these nice girls to take the wheel shoes off him. But unfortunately, the girls didn't speak dachshund.
  • Girl #1: I think he's sad because we messed up his ride.
  • Girl #2: Don't worry, doggy, we'll get you rolling again.
  • Kipper: (unhappy grunts)
  • Girl #2: Ready? One, two... three!
  • Hundley: (screeches)
  • (girls laughing)
  • Stewie: (squeaky gasp) Uh Oh
  • Narrator: Stewie thought he recognized that tail racing toward him.
  • Kipper: (barks) Oh No
  • Narrator: But it couldn't be Kipper. Kipper would never go that fast. How many roller-skating wiener dogs could there be in the city?
  • Stewie: (chattering)
  • Kipper: (whimpering) (gasps) (whimpering) Ah. Oh! (relieved grunts) (inquisitive groan) (grunts)
  • Narrator: It was over. Kipper was sorry he'd tried these wheel shoes on, and never wanted to see them again.
  • Kipper: Hm?
  • Woman: A dog on skates? What a talented little guy you must be. And so handsome.
  • Kipper: Hmm.
  • Narrator: Then again, he did look good on those wheel shoes. With a little practice, he could be the talk of the town.
  • Woman: Good dog!
  • Kipper: Mmm... Hmm? (whimpering)
  • Stewie: Ahh! (chattering)
  • Cat: (meows) (Chef Pighetti puts a plate on the sidewalk) (screeching) (meowing and whimpering)
  • Stewie (chattering) (squishing)
  • Cat: (meowing)
  • Kipper: (inquisitive groan)
  • Narrator: Kipper could think of nothing worse than skating down the sidewalk out of control with a cat on his back, until...
  • Skateboarder: Whoa! That cat's skateboard is, like, made of dog.
  • Narrator: Gnocchi realized that when the boy leaned, he could steer. So, maybe she should try it.
  • Kipper: (yelps) (whimpers)
  • Cat: (meows)
  • Kipper: (panting) Huh? (grunts) Ooh.
  • Stewie: Huh?
  • Narrator: Stewie thought he recognized that flying dog. But it couldn't be Kipper. Kipper wouldn't fly. Then again, how many Blanket, flying wiener dog and cat teams could there be in the city?
  • Kipper: (howling)
  • Cat: (meows)
  • Kipper: (barks)
  • Stewie: Hey.
  • Kipper: (whimpering) (howling) (breathing heavily)
  • Narrator: Stewie thought this was a good time to show Kipper how to stop.
  • Kipper: (barking)
  • cat: (meowing)
  • Kipper: (questioning grunt)
  • Cat: (meowing)
  • Stewie: (whimpering) (Screams)
  • Narrator: No matter what Stewie did, they kept going faster and faster.
  • Stewie: (frightened whimpering and Screams)
  • Narrator: I Don't Think Stewie And Kipper Are Going To faster And They were Stop
  • Stewie: (Screams)
  • Kipper: (howling)
  • Narrator Then he could.
  • (splash) [Music Playing]
  • Master Shake: Kipper, I've been worried. Where have you-- you are a muddy mess.
  • Lois: Ooh, looks like he's not the only one.
  • Stewie: Oh Hi Lois
  • Master Shake: We can't have the tenants see us like this, Kipper. I'll get a towel and get you cleaned up, dog.
  • Lois: Time for you to clean up, too, stewie.
  • Stewie: Aww! (dreams about all the stuff) Hmm? (chattering)
  • Lois: (off-screen) Hey, wait a minute.
  • (elevator bell dings)
  • Lois: Stewie?
  • Narrator: Kipper was sure if that baby and cat hadn't been around he could have learned to skate.
  • Kipper: (grunting) (sighs) Hmmm.
  • Master shake: Say, weren't there two pairs of skates? Must have been my imagination.
  • Kipper: (dreams about him rolling skates) Hmm.
  • Child #1: Well, he's a Stewie, and sometimes he does things that you can't do.
  • Child #2: Stewie and his friends rolled down the hill really fast. We are going to roll some things, too.
  • Girl: We're going to roll these downand see which one's the farthest.
  • Child #1: This is my ball. It's kind of light.
  • All: Oh, my... Oh!
  • Child #2: This is my ball. It's much smaller.
  • All: Oh!
  • Boy: This is an oversized tennis ball.
  • All: Go!
  • Girl: This is my ball, and it's much heavier and larger.
  • Boy: Yours rolled the farthest.
  • Child #1: She has the heaviest ball. And that makes it go longer.
  • Girl: The biggest ball would go much farther than the littlest.

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