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  • Conrad: (sighs) It's hard to work all day.
  • Sally: Me too!
  • Ken Bahn: Me three!
  • Mrs. Blakeningsop: Goodbye, kids. I'm leaving now. Have fun. I'll be back at, uh, 3:30 sharp.
  • Conrad: What to do, what to do. (gasps) Here come Smiffy and Wilfred!
  • Both: Hello, Conrad.
  • Conrad: Oh, hi, Smiffy and Wilfred!
  • Wilfred: Should we cover some snow?
  • Conrad: Sure.
  • Smiffy: Conrad, I think it's a little bit more.
  • Conrad: Oh great!
  • Minnie: Hey, guys!
  • Sally: Hi, Minnie.
  • Minnie: What on earth is that?
  • Sally: Here, let me help you! (lifts Minnie) There!
  • Dennis: Hi, Sally and Minnie!
  • Minnie and Sally: Hi, Dennis and Gnasher!
  • Gnasher: (chuckles)
  • Dennis: All right, Gnasher! Let's go and shovel some snow! Yeah!
  • Plug: Hi there, everybody!
  • Conrad: Hi, Plug!
  • Fatty: Hi there. Whoa!
  • Dennis: Hi, Fatty.
  • Fatty: May we do some shoveling?
  • Plug: Good idea, Fatty! Here come Danny and Toots!
  • Danny: Hi, Dennis!
  • Toots: Hi, Minnie!
  • Dennis and Minnie: Hi, Danny and Toots!
  • Toots: So why?
  • Dennis and Minnie: Huh?
  • Both: Hi, Conrad.
  • Conrad: Hello, Erbert and Sidney!
  • Erbert: I need to do some shoveling with Wilfred!
  • Sidney: And I'll do some shoveling with Smiffy!
  • Toots: Me too!
  • Danny: Me three!
  • Spotty: Hi, everyone!
  • Bash Street Kids: Hi, Spotty!
  • Spotty: Wanna hear the no-laugh race? Ready, set, (blows whistle) go! (music starts for The No-Laugh Race)
  • Bash Street Kids: (singing) Now the no-laugh race is about to start, stand face to face three misfits of part. Just stand there and stare and stare, nobody laugh now don't you dare.
  • Sally: We'll blow your hair.
  • Smiffy: Breaking your nose.
  • Minnie: We have eyebrows.
  • Bash Street Kids: We have those. But if anyone giggles out it goes, we laugh for this loser out he goes.
  • Sidney: Somebody laughs so somebody's out.
  • Sidney and Toots: Who dare that, we solve doubt.
  • Plug: Somebody laughs so somebody's out.
  • Plug and Minnie: You can laugh it, out, out, out.
  • Bash Street Kids: Now we're done 'til the last at place. He's the winner of the no-laugh race. (song ends)
  • Spotty: I am! I am!
  • (door opens)
  • Conrad: Whew. It's hot out there! If only I can stay cold, I wouldn't believe it.
  • Plug: Conrad, relax!
  • Conrad: What, Plug?
  • Plug: Uh, well...
  • Danny: Maybe we can sing Cry a Pint! (zooms past, plays piano, music starts for Cry A Pint)
  • Bash Street Kids: (singing) I'm so sad, I could cry a pint. Upon our tears, I thought I might. Boo-hoo, boo-hoo, boo-hoo, boo-hoo. I love our tears, boo-hoo, boo-hoo.
  • Plug: Boo-hoo.
  • (Danny sighs)
  • Bash Street Kids: Boo-hoo. (Danny plays piano) Now I'm twice and then I think I want to see mine and fright of heart. Boo-hoo, boo-hoo, boo-hoo, boo-hoo. Oh, mother, breathe at all time too.
  • Plug: (cries) Boo-hoo!
  • Sally: Boo-hoo!
  • Ken Bahn: Four chords make a gallon! (music ends)
  • (applause, door opens)
  • Mrs. Blakeningsop: Hi, kids. Hope you had fun today. Well, you kids will never believe this, and I wanted to thank you.

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