Narrator: Once upon a time, there were three bears! Mam, Pa and Ted!
Pa: (his mouth spits out of porridge) This porridge is huge!
Mam: You don't want me? Just get all the old oats!
Pa: Right! Would you mean to catch this? You feel good! (He and Mam walk out of the cave) Come on, kid!
Mam: Keep up, son!
Ted: (arrives with a pile of junk) Hello! It's broken! These gears are very heavy!
Pa: Who do you have some transport?
(a cowboy rides a horse)
Cowboy: I'm sure I had a horse at all! (falls down)
Pa: Giddy up, Horsie! Giddy up!
Pa: Move it, Horse! Now we'll get to the house!
Mam: Well, that's not very nice, Pa!
Pa: Everyone may knew all creatures! (chuckles)
Pa: (singing) Yodel-ey-eedle-ey! Yodel-ey-eedle-ey! Yodel-ey-eedle-idle-oo! Yodel-ey-eedle-idle-oo! (music ends) There's the seas ahead to all fish or straw! Whoa, Horse!
Ted: Where do we head? (He, Pa and Mam jump to the river)
Mam: What smell, Pa?
Pa: Hmmm. I don't (pulls the scuba goggles in his eyes) have these fish! (He, Mam and Ted dive in the sea) Oh! A lovely fish! (fish swim in sea) Hey, guys! Fire! (He, Mam and Ted shoot bows into the shark)
Pa: Yikes! A shark! (He and Mam jump out of the sea) Full speed ahead!
Mam: Where's Ted?
Ted: I'm faster I did! Faster! (He, Pa and Mam jump out of the river)
Pa: (smashes, sniffs, his eye pops out) Oh good! (chuckles) As a way to do! Can we go just ahead to that bog? We'll have ramen!
Ted: But, how, Pa?
Pa: What the thing is... (Ted pulls the scarf while he puts his hat on him) A hat, a coat! (a prairie dog walks past) Yeah! So, do you want the scissors? Huh! You loose! (grabs the prairie dog)
(Mam cuts the prairie dog's tail)
Prairie Dog: Howl! (leaves)
Pa: There! Cowboy Ted, bring you the gold! Now it was a barbecue!
Ted: (points his finger at Mr. Cowboy Cook) Hello, Mr. Cowboy Cook! May I introduce Theodore's Brand County of Three Dancing Bears?
Pa: (singing) Dum dum di dum dum dum!
Pa and Mam: Yodel-ey-eedle-ey-ey-ey! Yodel-ey-ey-idle-oo! Boing, boing, boing! (music ends)
Ted: (pulls the roast beef) Now, I brought it home, I was very cooking on the next part of the thing that makes! (pulls the roast beefs faster, chuckles, the roast beef flies off and zooms through the air)
Pa: Whoa! Follow that Roast Beef! Oh, shucks! (the coyotes are eating roast beef) Those kind of coyotes are eating! They're right!
Mam: When I heard of those, either my porridge will be into no rough!
Narrator: Back in the cave!
Pa: (exhausted) We're in trouble that just been really! (exhausted) Hey, who's been eating my porridge?
Ted: And who's been eating mine?
Mam: And no more porridge! All would disappear!
Pa: B-b-but where?
Horse: Neigh! (smacks his mouth) Now as yours! (chuckles) Who knows? (laughs, smacks his mouth)