Mrs. Blakeningsop: Goodbye, kids. I'm leaving now. (opens door) Have fun. I'll be back at, uh, 3:30 AM sharp. (closes door)
Conrad: Nothing to do. (cries)
Sally: Conrad, relax! Don't be afraid!
Conrad: (groans) How can I be so sad? (door opens) They're here!
(The Bash Street Kids and Gnasher enter the house and play their instruments, music starts for The Super Supper March)
Bash Street Kids: (singing) Hungry, hungry, I am hungry. Table, table, here I come. I could eat a goose, goose, burger! Fifteen pickles and a purple plum! I could eat three bowls of goolash, half a pound of wuzzled wheat!
Minnie: I could eat a peck of peppers!
Bash Street Kids: Then I really get to work and eat! Oysters, noodles, strawberry stroodles, french fries, fish hash, one red beet! Lamb chops, wham chops, huckleberry mish mash, Oh, the things that I can eat!
Toots: Donuts, dumplings, blueberry bumplings!
Danny: Chocolate, mush-mush super sweet!
Minnie: Clam stew, ham stew, watermelon, wush wush!
Bash Street Kids: Oh, the stuff that I could eat! Deep dish, rhubarb, upside down cake! I could eat a frittered flum. Hungry, hungry, I am starving! Table, table, table, here I come! (Conrad plays piano, song ends)
Bash Street Kids: Hi, Conrad!
Conrad: Hello, Bash Street Kids!
Plug: We like to show you what we want!
Fatty: I think whatever it is this time for the trial!
(Toots gasps, looks at the window, stroller rolls)
Mrs. Ramsbottom: Hello, Toots!
Toots: Hello, Mrs. Ramsbottom!
Baby: Hi, Toots!
Toots: Hi, little Baby!
Mrs. Ramsbottom: It's time to go home! We won't be late!
Toots: Okay, bye!
Danny: Maybe I wanna do is go to the toy room!
Spotty: Right! Let's go!
Danny: Here it is! I bet there must be somebody around here!
Spotty: Hey, Dennis! Are we looking for some puzzles?
Gnasher: Yeah, yeah, yeah! (chuckles)
Dennis: Right! Let's go! (He and Gnasher zoom past)
Danny: What do we want to do?
Minnie: How about train?
Danny: Train? Oh yeah!
Erbert: Oh my! What on earth is that, Wilfred?
Wilfred: Don't know!
(the ginger Harry Potter and the kid in the yellow jumper walk past)
Danny: Maybe if I need some things! That'll be wonderful! Aha! Here it is! A toy crane! (tangles the toy crane, Minnie and Toots gasp, and it handles the chair)
Danny: There you are! Have a sit and you'll be fine!
Smiffy: Hey, Sidney, I think that's it!
Sidney: Me neither!
Conrad: How can I wear this sombrero? (puts on the sombrero, dancing)
Ken Bahn: And I can play this music box! (plays the music box)
Dennis: Let's do Plinker Plunker, Gnasher!
Gnasher: Yeah, yeah, yeah! (He and Dennis zoom past)
(music starts for Plinker Plunker)
Ken Bahn: (singing) I can plink a Plinker!
Conrad: Plink, plink, plink!
Ken Bahn: I can plunk a Plunker!
Conrad: Plunk, plunk, plunk!
Both: So if you need a fellow who can plunk and plink! I'm the Plunker that you need! Plink, plink!
Dennis: Plink, plink!
Fatty: Plunk, plunk!
Sally: Plink, plink!
Ken Bahn: I can strum a Strummer!
Conrad: Strum, strum, strum!
Ken Bahn: I can zum a Zummer!
Conrad: Zum, zum, zum!
Both: So if you need a fellow who can zum and strum! I'm the Zummer that you need! Strum, strum!
Minnie: Strum, strum!
Danny: Zum, zum!
Toots: Strum, strum!
Ken Bahn: I can beep a Beeper!
Conrad: Beep, beep, beep!
Ken Bahn: I can whoop a Whooper!
Conrad: Whoop, whoop, whoop!
Both: So if you need a fellow who can whoop and beep! I'm the Whooper that you need! Beep, beep!
Erbert: Beep, beep!
Wilfred: Whoop, whoop!
Smiffy: Beep, beep!
Both: I'm the Plunker, Whooper, Zummer, Beeper, Strummer, Plinker that you need!
Conrad: I plink! (music ends)
(the car zoomed by while Fatty Fudge and his son are in the car)
Fatty Fudge: Morning, Mrs. Blakeningsop!
Mrs. Blakeningsop: Morning, Fatty Fudge! I have to go home! Goodbye!
(Sir blows his whistle)
Mrs. Blakeningsop: Hi, kids. Hope you had fun today. Well, you kids will never believe this, and I always remember I have never seen!